The Dark Room

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

axto:

aleetlepinch:

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.

(Source: doglets)

4fagsunderthestars:

hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city?

i see 10s of 10s of 20s laying down upon your titties

yes i do

no one can twerk dat ass like you

i swear its true

sushipencil:

bikinimybottom:

funfandoms:

inbox:

Leo[n]ard[o] Di Cap[oscars]rio

it took longer than it should have for me to realise that there’s no oscars in leo’s last name

there aren’t any in his hands either

harrysthefather:

my parents literally never gave me the sex talk they just sent me to public school  

staytrueorgtfo:

That awkard moment when you really love a band but you hate the fanbase.

gloriousharhar:

fairyhugs:

child-ofthekindlywest:

guceubcuesu:

ianthony475:

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

older-aang:

64kbps:

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

Smelborp has my vote

Smelborp will be the next great leader

everyone on this website is a sarcastic little shit

(Source: shalrath)

conchfishscates:

‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’

yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE

mintsmintsmints:

captorihardlyknowher:

count-vulvula:

thedivingboard:

russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks

15 minutes late they clearly weren’t

russian

looks like they were

stalin

you guys are putin way too much time into this

(Source: democracykills)